(Source: mercedesbenzodiazepine, via harrysgettinghead)

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

finally a petition I can get behind  

(via certifiedboob)

spiroandthelacktones:

mike’s hard look at yourself

(via bitchbot)

softie3000:

fellas

is it gay when ur heart goes skrrra pap pap ka ka ka skidiki pap pap and a pu pu drrrr boom SKYAAA du du ku ku tun tun poom poom💓💕💓💕💗💝💗💘💕💗💓💓💓💖💖💝💗💕 around ur homie

(Source: closer2uu, via guy)

tervbangs:

here’s 2 all my girls who would’ve def been lobotomized had we been born earlier in the 20th century 💅

(via gals-got-dough)

unmoistened:

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

(via sorry)

knightcore:

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

(via sorry)

quatara:

me passin a road work ahead sign tryin not to say “i sure hope it does”

(Source: quatara-moved, via sorry)